Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Big In Japan

You know what's really big in Japan? Salamanders!! They have these giant bishes that are big enough to make shoes out of them - in fact, they may already be doing that…I'll ask Winter, if anyone has a pair, he will. I digress though, so back to business…cus if there's one thing my blog is, it's all business! My thoughts of Japan were originally stoked by one of my regular visits to WMD, and a pair of aptly named Ronin big in Japan jeans. I love WMD jeans, wanna know why? If you nodded yes, just look back at some of my old blogs - you lazy fech - I'm moving on. I decided to dig out a jacket I had been meaning to sport, which was also bedecked with a Rising Sun…coincidence? Nah, not at all. I really liked the look of the M65 jacket from NoaR, from the sleek, black color to the slightly faded front pockets and the flared cuff prims - one problem I had though was the waist prim, which I couldn’t make jive with my ao, no matter how hard I tried (which means all 10 seconds of my attention span).

You know what else are big? Iguanas!! Not in Japan though, but in Nassau for sure. Fresh off the boat, I saw one in the ditch and tried to creep up on it in a testerone fueled attempt to impress my mates (ie – girls) and found out not only are they big, they can run fast like cats - and in this case, in my general direction, which caused me to scream in a very schoolgirl-like fashion - not that there's anything wrong with that. If I had been wearing my RL Aussie boots, I may have just kicked the vile lizard…I guess I'll have to settle for kicking lizardmen in-world with WMD’s take on my favorite RL boots - nice texturing, and you can get them in either regular or lizard-kicking grungy.

My new Find Ash hair, the Worker's Holiday may or may not be big in Japan, but I'm sure it would be huge in Derek Zoolander's world. As soon as I put it on, I started bugging Dove to make a “Magnum” pose, so I could walk around the grid challenging people to walk offs and just being really really ridiculously good looking. So that’s another day in the life of, and now I'm off to feed my Komodo Dragon, and by “Komodo Dragon," I mean my willy, and by “feed," I mean inject it with this stuff guaranteed to add inches to my “Dragon” for a meager 250 dollars!!

WMD - Aussie Boots, Sugoi "Ronin" Big in Japan Jeans
NoaR - M65 Jacket (black)
B R LY1 N - Acc001 Belt (black)
Redgrave - Driving Gloves [long-finger] (black)
Find Ash - Workers Holiday (neo black)


Winter Jefferson said...

But... I hadn't even gotten around to posting a comment on your previous blog yet!

Okay, who are you, and WHAT have you done with Lawless?!?!??

Dove Swanson said...

That hair is really really ridiculously...ridiculous. :p

*ducks and runs for cover*

I still love you anyway.

Achariya Rezak said...


But what about komodo dragons?

Achariya Rezak said...

oshit, you totally wrote about them in your last paragraph and i missed it. i blame my child. hee, have you seen the movie The Freshman? :D

Honour said...

/me thought this guy was an urban myth!

Elusyve said...

/me pets the komodo dragon.. ohhh BIG in japan!

Lawless McBride said...

Winter, its not my fault, its the fashion feed of Achariya...she was making me feel inadequate....and its ok Achariya, i know you were just mesmerized by the hair!!...Honour, rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated, mostly by me...Elu, did you know Komodos eat baby chicks?...

Huck Sez said...

hahaha saw Doves comment just as I was going to try to find an LM for Find Ash store to get the hair! Looked in search but only found the group but joined it hoping to find store still open.