Big Bomb Theory

Take one Bettie Page lucky chair, set to the letter L, strike your sexiest [LAP] pose, add some tartan red, a swath of gray and mix in some checkers for good measure and you have a recipe for RAWR!!



For some strange reason, I was the only dude in the anxious circle that surrounded the Big Bomb lucky chair when Bo tped me the other day - what a win!! Can you say emo Samoan drag queen, anyone?? (one of my lifelong dreams) Not only is this hair just one big pile of tangly curled fun, but Dove didn’t dump my arse when I came home wearing it (if you're keeping score at home, that’s a double win!!). Slowly sinking into my sea of hair is my brand new King of Fools crown from Primitive Design - I know it's not much of a title, but it beats my old one, the “Prince of Profanity!!"



I'm not much for silk-screened t-shirts in real life, but this Samurai shirt from P.D. is starting to win me over on occasion, especially when I'm getting my grubby on. I snatched the tartan tie out of Emery’s Thrice set because I figured it was a nice tie into my very well-worn Fightclub Punk Pants - hopefully I can help undo the damage that Avril did to all t-shirt/tie wearing people around the world. I decided to wear not one, but two belts in an effort to ebb the flow of “Lawless crack” shots that have begun to make their way onto Flickr….damn you low cut jeans!! The misfit belt by Beckenbauer was a real pleasant surprise, I really should unpack stuff when I get it…



With all that plaid working it, I slapped on my checked joker socks, realizing that checks are last year's plaid, which is next year's stripes…erm…(*consults his fashion for dummies guidebook*)...anyways, last and not least at all, I had tons of fun scuffing up my new Pornstar kicks as I crawled around the photosphere floor, shaking my arse at Dove and trying to look my seductive best!! Did it work?? Hell no, I eventually packed it in, took the hair off, and promised to take her shoe shopping!! My Momma didn’t raise no fool!

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Saha Creations – Prim Socks (Black)
OutsiderZ – Joker Socks (v2)
Aitui – 4 Captive Bead Lip Rings (surgical steel), Bridge Spikes & Circular Septum Barbell (gunmetal), Fire Fish (worn)
Beckenbauer Productions – The Misfit Belt
Broken – Torn Fishnet Armlets
EKO – Poison Belt / Starr Collar
Emery – Black Hand Bandana / Red Hand Bandana / Tartan Tie Red (from Thrice set)
FNKY – Antonio Tan (stubble & emo)
Primitive Design – The Samurai Shirt (mud), King Of Fools Crown, Fightclub Punk Pants (red)
UBU -- PornStar Hi-Tops Multicolor Sneakers
MR Designs – Eyes Set 3 - #30