Saturday, March 1, 2008

Big Bomb Theory

Take one Bettie Page lucky chair, set to the letter L, strike your sexiest [LAP] pose, add some tartan red, a swath of gray and mix in some checkers for good measure and you have a recipe for RAWR!!



For some strange reason, I was the only dude in the anxious circle that surrounded the Big Bomb lucky chair when Bo tped me the other day - what a win!! Can you say emo Samoan drag queen, anyone?? (one of my lifelong dreams) Not only is this hair just one big pile of tangly curled fun, but Dove didn’t dump my arse when I came home wearing it (if you're keeping score at home, that’s a double win!!). Slowly sinking into my sea of hair is my brand new King of Fools crown from Primitive Design - I know it's not much of a title, but it beats my old one, the “Prince of Profanity!!"



I'm not much for silk-screened t-shirts in real life, but this Samurai shirt from P.D. is starting to win me over on occasion, especially when I'm getting my grubby on. I snatched the tartan tie out of Emery’s Thrice set because I figured it was a nice tie into my very well-worn Fightclub Punk Pants - hopefully I can help undo the damage that Avril did to all t-shirt/tie wearing people around the world. I decided to wear not one, but two belts in an effort to ebb the flow of “Lawless crack” shots that have begun to make their way onto Flickr….damn you low cut jeans!! The misfit belt by Beckenbauer was a real pleasant surprise, I really should unpack stuff when I get it…



With all that plaid working it, I slapped on my checked joker socks, realizing that checks are last year's plaid, which is next year's stripes…erm…(*consults his fashion for dummies guidebook*)...anyways, last and not least at all, I had tons of fun scuffing up my new Pornstar kicks as I crawled around the photosphere floor, shaking my arse at Dove and trying to look my seductive best!! Did it work?? Hell no, I eventually packed it in, took the hair off, and promised to take her shoe shopping!! My Momma didn’t raise no fool!




Saha Creations – Prim Socks (Black)
OutsiderZ – Joker Socks (v2)
Aitui – 4 Captive Bead Lip Rings (surgical steel), Bridge Spikes & Circular Septum Barbell (gunmetal), Fire Fish (worn)
Beckenbauer Productions – The Misfit Belt
Broken – Torn Fishnet Armlets
EKO – Poison Belt / Starr Collar
Emery – Black Hand Bandana / Red Hand Bandana / Tartan Tie Red (from Thrice set)
FNKY – Antonio Tan (stubble & emo)
Primitive Design – The Samurai Shirt (mud), King Of Fools Crown, Fightclub Punk Pants (red)
UBU -- PornStar Hi-Tops Multicolor Sneakers
MR Designs – Eyes Set 3 - #30

18 comments:

Dove Swanson said...

I wonder how many Loretta, Linda, Lisa and Laura's were pissed at you. :D haha.

Burn that mop honey, burn it.

Strawberry Singh said...

All I have to say is, OMG! You never fail to amaze me Mr. McBride.

Cleo Carbetta said...

You wear those curls very well Law! Let's meet up soon and I will wear my Cake curly hair so we can get tangled up in eachother ;D

Triangle Caudron said...

I announce this is the Number 1 post of the month! Congratz and give me that crown!! xD Now, it all worths to have stalked the lucky chair from BP* <3

Lyra Muse said...

Well, I was already fantastically thankful for your letting us in on the Porn*Star shoes, but this is just over the top. I laughed so hard! You look fantastic. Keep up the fun blogging. ^^d

Mo Miasma said...

crap, i cannot stand this hotness anymore, and look at him, hes wearing pornstars! damn men lol!

BoRee Vella said...

wow my double dog dare on this bloggin this worked! too bad that other chick with the L name was afk or she would have scored this hair. *steals your $400L crown*

Achariya Rezak said...

RROW. I'd tap that plaid ass.

:D Just kidding, just kidding.

Allegory Malaprop said...

You aren't the only guy to have that hair, as there were a number of "Here boy. Chair. Sit. Now."s

However, you may be the only one with the balls to wear it. Bravo to you!

Milla Michinaga said...
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Milla Michinaga said...

My bish at his best!

Kallisto Destiny said...

I am so happy you posted the BP hair. I'm so proud I know you. You are the FIERCEST as I like to refer to you, "MetroManBlogger". You rocked the BP* @ Osaka.

Tri gets the points for the find, give her the crown!!!

Made my morning.....

Chrisy Jewell said...

Hahaha! Law, i love you!:D

Lawless McBride said...

omg, its a furor!!!...bo, you didnt need to dare me, but you knew...cleo, if we rub those hairs together, we could generate enough static electricity to run a small city...thank you berry, lil miss famous!!...tri, ill trade you a crown for an ice cream spoon...thank you lyra, and im loving those shoes!!!...mo, if i were a pornstar, id change my name to rod steel... true story!!!...http://www.blogthings.com/adultfilmstarnamegenerator/

Lawless McBride said...

achariya, im blushing, you just cant see it in this sea of plaid...thanks allegory, i think having 3 balls has given me a natural advantage over your common man...milla, now its your turn to wear a boys hair!!...waits impatiently...kallisto, if you really loved me youd brush my hair out before bed every night!!!...awww, chrisy, i love you too!!...lets do Hamlet!!

Mo Miasma said...

LMAO I m crackin up now so bad!!! Ok that needs to be blogged! You Rod Steel lmao! Me Karen Kung Fu and they used to call me Kung fu Mo! in elementary school for kicking all boys butts LMAOOOOOOO i m dead here, my 30yr old heart couldnt take IT

Kallisto Destiny said...

Law - I tried to come brush out yer hair, but Dove has that damn security on the treehouse, so I hauled arse outta there. Sawreeee.

Winter Jefferson said...

2 days. 2 days, and yet I am still lost for words. I... I don't think that has ever happened before.


*whimpers*