Thingamajiggers...

I was fourteen when I bought my first car stereo....two years later I bought a car to go with it - apparently, even then I understood the greatness of accessories (thingamajiggers in Dove speak) - or I’m just arse backwards, take your pick, I’m easy.

This outfit started with me, buck naked, wearing this wickedly detailed Mechanic Belt from EKO…heh, ok, maybe I wasn’t naked, but sex sells (I read that on the internerd). Seriously, EKO is full of quirky belts and other thingamajiggers that are all similarly detailed and definitely eye-catching. I liked the way the belt worked with the Wired Wristbands from Primitive Designs - worn together, you’re guaranteed to set off any airport metal detector of your choice!!


Dove and I both got these cute little Voodoo necklaces the other day, but I'm pretty sure mine's broken - I've been checking everyday and that turd who called me a "scrubby arse nub cake" still hasn't broken out in hives!


I did find a pair of legwarmers that a dude could wear without looking like a Julliard reject. The Wild Abyssinians continue my barbwired theme and hid my thick mankles from the world at large - form and function at its best!! My Ghetto Kiddz shoes don’t have any barb wire on them, but they do have nails and checker plate caps. Geyer Schnyder of Primitive Designs just does it right in my book, which would explain the wing I had to add for him in my SL walk-in closet.

Anyways, the rest of the outfit is down there…points...see? As for me, I'm off to work that voodoo doll some more - tell me I look like "rocky before he hit the ring," will you?

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OutsiderZ – Patchwork Tatter Jeans
Armidi – The Emo One hair (true black)
EKO – The Mechanic Belt
Civvies – War-Torn Shirts Gear
Broken – Torn Fishnet Shirts & Tops, Torn Fishnet Tights & Stockings
Nooky Creations – Voodoo Necklace
Tigerpaw – Wild Abyssinian Legwarmers
Primitive Designs – Wired Wristbands, Ghetto KiddZ Shoes

A BareRose by any other name...

I broke one of my SL cherries this morning. No, not the one involving black latex, an orgy room, a strap-on and a dozen or so assorted furries. Instead, I bought....are you ready....my very first pair of cargo pants - and wow, what cargo pants they are!! Bo had one of her daily style alert IMs waiting for me at 6am this morning, telling me to get my sleepy arse to BareRose to do the fashion durty with her - how could I say no?

Cargo pants BareRose style come in three colors (as if you need any color other than black) - with five different pocket/zipper attachments…and of course, as always, are very affordable! After wearing them all day, I’m definitely moving these pants into high rotation. In fact, these are hands down my favorite cargo pants ever, and not just because they took my cherry!! heh.


Keeping my head dry today is the Mr. Smith 2 hair - Justin Timberlake, eat your heart out! It’s a hair/hat combo with a few scripted in hat color/pattern combinations, that should help it work with whatever you’re trying to rock on any given day. Dove and I spent a crapload of money the other day in a newly discovered store, the Tiki Tattoo - I’m wearing a sharkstooth necklace I bought there - check it out, especially if you’re down with island style Maori tats…or just because I say so, dammit!


I put on this wicked, grunged-up, striped sweater to hide the scratch marks Dove left last night. It reminds me of the shirt I accidentally washed with that permanent marker, but Inone Style's version is actually cool. EKO’s recovery bracelets are the kind of accessory that you keep zooming in closer and closer with your cam and just sort of stare at as you marvel at the detail. Lastly, Emery made an easy sale from me by reproducing one of my favorite RL sneakers - old skool Vans - and better yet, these don’t smell like a cat shite in them, so it's win win!!

And now, we return you to your previously scheduled program.

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Truth – Mr Smith 2 Hair
BareRose – Cargo Trouser (black)
Emery – Vans Old School
Inone Style – Sweater Line B&W
TikiTattoo – SharkTeeth 1 Necklace
Sh*t Happens – RustedBlue Eyes
EKO - Recovery Bracelets

About A Boy...

For sure, one of the great things about SL fashion is being able to rock outfits that you might not ever wear in RL - alternately, I kind of like when I find outfits that remind me of RL moments. When Dove and I first saw this suit in =about=, shin Mathilde’s newish clothing shop, we both stopped and said “oh…untucked shirt!!” I then promptly “jinxed” her to no avail as she continued talking, breaking the holy covenant of the Jinx - damned cheater, but I digress. I love this suit, it's not the most detailed suit you’ll buy in second life, it's not a masterpiece of prim either, but I really love the sleek but messy, slightly-frumpled look. It’s one I’ve done in RL many times - it's my patented “it's almost midnight, I’m on my third bottle of wine and why the fech haven’t I hooked up with a bridesmaid yet?” look. This suit also comes with lots of options, including tucked in shirt with jacket incase you wanted to clean up your act a bit….lord knows why?


This elegant mess on my head is the Bon75 hair from Boon. Seriously, I have three of their hairs now, and I’m really hoping they make more. The prim work is awesome, the styles are hot, and most importantly, hair is like crack to me - not to be confused with having hair in your crack.…which I do.


I picked the Oslo shoes from Jeepers Creepers cus they’re formal enough to wear when you’re dressed up but edgy enough to keep on once the jacket's off and you're getting your drink on in some noisy night club at 1am. The texture and detail on the shoes is so wicked-great, but that’s par for the course from Eponymous Trenchmouth.

Well that’s it for today, I think I’m about to get a pity make-out session from Dove - but first she has to put on that sea foam dress that she rocks so well. Rawr!!!

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Needful Things – NT eyez 09
-=about=- – Black Suit
FNKY – Antonio Tan Stubble, Bullring Nose
Jeepers Creepers – Oslo Shoes (black)
Skanks-R-Us – Earline Piercings, Tri Lip Piercings
booN – Bon75 Hair (black)

Snow Day!!

If you are ever faced with the choice of shoveling ten inches of snow out of the driveway, or pissing around on the computer, always choose the latter - I did - besides, the snow will melt by spring anyway.


So there I was, randomly trying on hairs in my inventory, when I realized that the mohawkish Misfit Too Hair by Tami McCoy can be worn at the same time as other hairs! It happened to fit perfectly with the Good Life Broder hair in this case…creating a whole new hair…DUN DUN DUN!!! Of course, not quite as awesome as discovering how great peanut butter and chocolate taste together, but hey, it was a Monday, what do you want from me?


An ancient fashion guru once said “accessories really do make the outfit!”....okay, I lied, she's not that ancient, just slightly cougar. The point is, not only does she give great advice, but then she goes the extra mile and gives you great accessories for christmas! Thanks again Bo, for the Mechanica necklace/bracelet set from Shiny Things.


I wore a sheer shirt because seriously, when you have a Garden of Ku tattoo on, it's almost criminal to cover it up - feel free to follow my lead, I won't take pictures of your uncovered bits and save them to leer at on those cold winter nights….prolly. My random profile stalking skills paid off big time when they led me to a biker oriented clothing shop called Bobbysocks - where I found these kickarse “skull on leather” pants, they even come with their own pretty-cool belt attached!


Finally, I get to blog my all-time favorite Gutterblood boots - the Slander Boots. Not at all surprising, the details are awesome all the way around and more importantly….wait for it….wait for it - - they have spurs bitch!! I always wanted to be a cowboy or a porn star when I grew up but when I slapped these bad boys on, I suddenly realized….I could be both!! That’s how hot these boots are. Seriously, if you're still reading this and haven’t bought them yet, you are suck. Go, right now, and right that wrong - while you're at it, take a poke at my driveway…the check's in the mail.

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Needful Things – NT Eyez 12
Form – Sheer Shirt
FNKY – Antonio Tan Stubble
Garden Of Ku – Asagi Koi Tattoo
Gutterblood Spoonhammer – Slander Boots
Shiny Things – Mechanica Necklace and Bracelet (gunmetal)
Sinistyle – “Manhandled” Skull Gloves
The Bobbysocks Shoppe – Skulls on Leather pants
The Good Life – Broder Hair (black)
Tami McCoy – Misfit Too Hair (black)

If you want to destroy this sweater…

So there I was, not so quietly sitting in the corner at the grand opening of Dove's pose shop... *cough* Long Awkward Pose *cough*...when in walked Freya and Odin, co-owners of No Mercy, both wearing the most excellent sweater I’ve seen in ages. After maybe not-so-subtlty mentioning how much I loved it, Odin gave me one, helping to solidify my man crush on him (just below Bruce Willis on my list). Simply, this sweater rawks the stripes and I'm a sucker for the colors they used - if you’re not down, go to their store and check out the other color combinations...don't argue, just do it!!



Even though Pill said it makes me look like a pirate, or maybe because she said it did, I wore my new Ellis Hair from Muism, and worked a headband in a way that Rambo only wishes he could. As is my almost daily ritual these days, I threw on some of my Primitive Designs goodness, namely my most favoritest shorts, the Fightclub Punk Pants and the Fuckd Up Socks in plum (only 13 more colors to go)!! A special thanks to Freakin Fabulous Shit for all the new belts they made this month, including this Superman buckled delight - saving the world from my plumbers arse.


No, your eyes do not deceive you…I didn’t wear boots with this outfit…but it was an easy transition to make, considering I just bought these Classik Dirty Llstar sneakers at ]monogrind[. Not only are they a classic good looking kick, but it gave me a chance to throw the odor eaters into my Klunks. Alright, time to go and watch another way-too-dark, theater-ripped movie with my partner in crime, Dove Ebert…or was it Roger Swanson...either way, tonight I'm holding the popcorn.

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[FFS] Freakin Fabulous Shit – Superman Stud Belt
]monogrind[ - Classik Dirty Llstar Sneakers
MUISM – Ellis Hair (black)
No Mercy – Striped Pullover
Primitive Designs – Fightclub Punk Pants (black), Fuckd uP Socks (plum)
Needful Things – NT Eyez 07
N/A In-World – Heavy Kneepads

+10 Fashion Pts!

Pardon the intrusion of the female variety - but Law said I could! :p I've got a nice little fashion find for all the hair fanatics out there. I think it's a pretty undiscovered one, but I could be wrong ...I've not seen it anywhere or on any noggins I've been around, I don't get out much so that could be the only reason.

ANYWAY! I was hunting down a belt for Law and that adventure took me thru just about every japanese sim on the grid until I stumbled across this really cool ad for some clothing and the hair used in it made me do a double-take - just so happens that the hair was created by the same person and was for sale too! Yahoo!


The shop is called:[PlasticKisS;] and the hair is: Asymmetry. As far as I can tell it's the only hair they have made (hopefully only 'so far'). It comes with 4 different style/color combos in a box for only 150L! It's a two piece attachment, a back of the skull piece and a front of the head piece, combining for a total of almost 350 prims! Holy! But it's really original and unique, unlike anything I've seen so far...and, it's unisex - that's why Law said I could guest blog it here. Hee!




There's yellow/black, white/black, green/black and a version called 'mesh' ...three versions have longer hair in the back, and the mesh version has a blonde strand in front and shorter hair in the back. If you stop by the shop you can also pick up a free corsage that looked really cute in the hair too.




I'm gonna go back into my dark corner - happy hunting!

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[PlasticKisS]

My kiltshake brings all the girls to the yard...

Kilt, n. – a costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland….Ambrose Bierce.


I own several kilts in SL….I’d like to say that’s because my parents are Scottish, and it’s a way for me to pay homage to my roots while living so many thousands of miles away - but truth be told, I’m an exhibitionist and I just love flashing my man muff any chance I get!!


Helping me share my nasty bits with the world is this great kilt from The Syndicate, the kurgan…the details are great, it comes in several colors, and it’s the only kilt in my closet that’s prim (which explains why I love it best)!!!

Keeping my kilt on today is the new Doom Belt from Primitive Design (note: this kilt comes with a prim belt attached). My fashion calculator says black leather, Viking skulls and studs = win to the third power….'nuff said, go get one now.


Staying warm despite the breeze on my junk was a concern, so I decided to throw on a pair of Fuckd Up Socks, also from Primitive Designs (comes in 15 colors!!) and this Skull Thermal from Pretty-N-Punk…great store name, yeah?


If you buy one scarf this winter, you seriously need to check out The Scarf from TonkTastic.…it's scripted with 6 different color changes, has a separate top and bottom piece, and it's covered with safety pins and cigarettes - incase you ever want to have a smoke while changing your prim baby's nappy….now you know why its called “The Scarf”…(editors note: Dove wants to remind you that smoking kills and is by no means being condoned in this post!!)

Anyways, time to go flash some groupies at Dig's show…and if I’m really lucky, Dove's gonna poo glitter for me tonight.

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Needfull Things – NT Eyez 21
GearShift – Shadow Godfists
The Syndicate – The Kurgan (kilt – black)
Gutterblood Spoonhammer – Nasty Nasty Boots
Naughty Designs – Dare Hair (black pearl)
Primitive Design – Doom Belt, Fuckd Up Socks
TonkTastic - The Scarf
Pretty-N-Punk – Skull Thermal (black)