Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Confessions of a clothes hor…

Earlier this week, while on a shopping romp with Dove, we took me to Valiant because she heard there was new yummy there. Before I bought anything, I decided to search my inventory, just in case…and realized that not only had I bought several items there, I had never even worn one of them…ever. The first step is admitting that you have a problem….but instead, I decided to just wear and blog some of them - phew, that was close!!

I chose the Black Military Blazer to break my Valiant cherry and I don’t regret a thing. First of all, everyone knows girls love guys in uniforms, so that’s a plus. It's black like the night, and full of prim attachments, which is more bang for your buck (Redgrave, please take note). It comes in two sizes, with prim cuffs, collar, pockets and shoulder pins. Although I love the white cuffs, personally, I think it was the shiny buttons that won me over - what can I say, I'm a simple man with simple tastes. The details on the jacket are quite nice, and it didn’t take much wrestling with the prims to make everything fit great.

Armidi got off my shite list by finally releasing some more boy's clothes…but don’t think I didn’t notice they made tons more for the girls again, like they needed it! Anyways, I love'em in RL so I grabbed their Low Rise Chinos (in black, in case you wondered). The pictures don’t really do the detail justice, so you have to take my word for it….*flashes a used car salesman smile*…they come with cool bunched up prim leg bottoms and they are actually blacker than my soul!! I wasn’t even sure that was possible until this moment. Topping my crown is the Reznor Hair from Sinistyle - I liked it enough to buy it in a few colors…I have to thank my man crush on Trent Reznor for that purchase, just wearing it makes me feel Closer to him…get it? see NIN has this song?? It’s the best love song ever, google the lyrics and sing it to your significant other.

In order to head off the “originality lynch squad” roaming the grid these days, I just wanted to give props to Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison and Dracula for inspiring me to mix black with black when I'm getting dressed…I'd also like to thank the cast of the movie Hoosiers for inspiration to wear Chuck Taylor knockoffs on my feet!! I sincerely hope I haven’t missed anyone because Lord knows I care, I really really do!!

Valiant – Black Military Blazer
Armidi Limited - Low Rise Chinos (black)
Urban Bomb Unit – Pornstar Hi-Tops
SiniStyle -"Reznor" Hair (midnight), Faded Black Nails
Skanks-R-Us - Earlines Piercings
Inone Style - T Shirt (white)
FNKY - Antonio Tan - H21 Emo & Stubble
MR design - Eyes set 3 – 20
The Good Life - Strife Studded Belt (checkered)


Triangle Caudron said...

Wow!! Hawt!!:O
The jacket says:"Buy me!"
The pants says:"Buy me!"

Me lub this look ALOT! <3

Anessa Stine said...


You done the men in black proud!

And btw that SiniStyle hair looks pretty farking hawt on girls too...


Dove Swanson said...

Wow, I really like those shoes, where can I get those?!



Elaine Lisle said...

Lawless, don't feel bad about it... we all buy items compulsively and then forget that we have them at all. What would be the point of going on a shopping spree other than fattening your inventory with an extra 1,000 items?

Btw I have to say that I totally agree with your friend Pie... your previous post screams Bon Jovi!

Kallisto Destiny said...

Valiant is hot for the men YUM-O....and I have those pants to and they look frigging HOT on chicks. but yummy on you.

BTW that NIN's song can you get you into trouble after several cape cods and who knows how many beer with blankets in front of the big screen on a Saturday night---take my word for it !!!

Lawless McBride said...

triangle, you didnt have it already??? is this possible???..i think i need to help you with your portfolio so you can shop more!!
anessa, i went and i cant argue with you...its almost a good way of course!!
dove, i wear my porn stars for once and youre going to bust my arse???
elaine, im a cowboy...on a steel horse i ride...lets go get fat inventories together!!!
kalli, youre to blame, youre the one who sent me to valiant in the first place if im not mistaken...and i need more details about the saturday night...the sordid kind!!