Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Matador...

After viewing at least a solid week's worth of smexy women in their lacy knickers, I was moved to make a risqué valentine's post of my own. Oh sure, I slinked around in a hawt dress earlier, but those devilish glitch pants did their job admirably and hid all my bits.…not so today!!

As I pondered on how best to show some skin, my mind kept drifting back to Pierce Brosnan’s recent movie The Matador - any misconceptions I may have had about Pierce were completely washed away when he balls-up pulled off the sweetest anti-bond scene ever. The image of drunk, aging hitman Julian Noble walking through a crowded hotel lobby in nothing but a black speedo and cowboy boots is burned indelibly into my brain…and it’s not such a bad thing!! I can't really do him justice here, but maybe, just maybe, in another fifteen years, I can in RL - I’ll meet you all at the Hotel Del Rey, Costa Rica, Valentine's Day 2023, just in time for my mid-life crisis!! Be there, you know you wanna. By the way, those aren’t Casa del Shai’s black boxers with (in)famous codpiece attached, I'm just really happy to see you!!

After wearing this around SL for a few days, my false modesty kicked in and I decided to make an outfit of it. I started it with my favorite cowboy boots, Gutterblood’s Slanders and topped them with the Reborn pants in black from AITUI. These pants are great, real versatile, easy to wear casual or semi formal - oh, plus they come in black!! Heh. I finally unpacked this sweet workshirt from WRONG that I bought lord knows when - kudos on making prim sleeves that were bigger than a condom and I didn’t have to stretch to BumfechEgypt to make fit.

Realizing I needed to buy glasses for this post, I took a mortgage out on the treehouse and was just heading to Cake Island to buy them when Dove suggested checking out primOptic. I'm glad I did, the glasses make me want to wear my sunglasses at night!! I'm more than happy with the quality, they’re loaded with options and gadgets, and you can tint the lenses more colors than I have empty beer bottles on my computer desk - let's pretend that’s a really small number, shall we?

Alright, I'm done….smoke'em if you got'em and Happy Anti V-Day!!

Casa del Shai – Basic Boxer Briefs & Package (Black)
Moderno – Keith Hair (Nocturne)
Wrong – Work Shirt (Skull)
Savvy Avvy – Leather Cuff Watch Set (Earth)
Sinistyle – Faded Black Nails
Aitui – Reborn Pants (Black), Ariki Traditional Upper Body (Black)
booN – WG15 Belt
Gutterblood Spoonhammer – Slander Boots
primOptic Glasses – Vizion
Tiki Tattoo – Black Pearl Necklace
The Good Life – Broder Hair (Midnight)


Bonnie & Clyde said...

Being that I'm in Southern Alberta I feel qualified enough to say that you rock the cowboy chic! Dove - save a horse ride a Lawless!

p.s. I just want to go on record and state that I hate country music.

Kallisto Destiny said...

Good call on pulling out the are we ready to get in our undies and go running through the streets of Armidi like you promised?!!

Love the cowboy hat, you can pull anything off (or on)..Heh!

Dove Swanson said...

I sure have saved alotta horses...heh.

Woo baby, take it allll off! :D

Achariya Rezak said...

Yum. Nice shorts there, lawless.

Lawless McBride said...

just as a disclaimer.....No cowobys were actually feched during the making of this blog post....dove had a headache

BoRee Vella said...

Lawless McBride: Margaritas always taste better in Mexico.

BoRee Vella: They certainly do.

Lawless McBride: Margaritas and cock.

BoRee Vella: ........

Lawless McBride: Sorry about the cock thing, it's kind of a conversation stopper.

Winter Jefferson said...

No cowboys were fetched... damn.

So I'll cancel the (hopeful) reservation I made at the Casa De Brokeback, then? I didn't think I could get one, but a room became suddenly available several weeks ago. A Mr Ledger checked out...

BoRee Vella said...

omg winter :O hahahha