Friday, February 29, 2008

My cheating heart...



Dear sneakers in my inventory…I’m writing this post to let you know I’ve met another pair. I know, I know that just days ago I called you the “best ever” sneakers and I told people I couldn’t imagine ever needing to buy another pair - but you need to believe me when I say it’s not you, it’s me, I'm a hor!! You must have known that…didn’t you see all the other sneakers before you, jumbled in the back of my inventory gathering dust?? I don’t want to not wear you anymore, I will still wear you, just not so much, I just need a break from you right now…I hope you understand.



It happened in the usual way - I see the shoes on someone else’s feet, I break the 10th commandment, I make them mine. The shoes this time are the PornStar Hi-Tops Multi Color from Urban Bomb Unit….I know there’s never an excuse for cheating, but….(there’s always a but)…check this out. First of all, they are called PornStars!! How great is that?? Next, these shoes are fully menu driven, or if you’re a traditionalist, or live in a club ridden lagfest, you can always use the type commands. You can modify the shoes together or separately - and they come with a nice set...oooh, what a set….of modding options!



The shoes come boxed in 4 sizes, and if those aren’t right, they are fully modifiable to make sure you get the right fit!! They are also copiable - find a style you really like?? Copy it and rename it and you’re money!! They have an AO option in the menu if you want to try out a boy's walk or girl's walk. You want to change the outside or inside fabric?? 24 color choices, including pink skulls, plaid, leather, blue camo and zebra. The laces not working for you?? 15 color changes just waiting for you to try out!! You can also change the stitches (9 colors), the shoe borders (dark/light) and the rings (dark/light)!! I know this might have come as a shock to you, but I'm hoping even you can see why I wore these pornstars all day long yesterday, while you languished in your box!!



So...erm, I hope this letter finds you warm and dry, and oh yeah, yesterday's sneakers - we can still be friends, alright??



UBU - Pornstar Hi-Top Multi-Color Sneaks

12 comments:

Dove Swanson said...

I swear to you, if I ever get this letter in a notecard in SL, I will kick yer ass. At least rewrite it ...cuz if it reads like so:

"Dear Dove in my heart. I'm writing this letter to let you know I've met another girl. I know, I know that just days ago I called you the “best ever” girlfriend and I told people I couldn’t imagine ever needing another girl - but you need to believe me when I say it’s not you, it’s me, I'm a hor!!"

...I'll know you just substituted words in place of yer darn sneakers! :p Freakin' slack-ass procrastinator.

*snickles*

<3

Lawless McBride said...

Dear [insert name of flavor of the month here], thank you for your comments!!

Dove Swanson said...

Let's not forget that I totally have admin powers on yer blog. DUN DUN DUN! >:D

I can end you, son!

Lawless McBride said...

Dear [soon to be losing her powers of administration over my blog], thank you again for your comments! Please remember in the event of a dissolution of this arrangement, i will be getting half of a certain unnamed pose shop *cough* LAP *cough*. Thank you once again and have a pleasant afternoon.

Dove Swanson said...

Fine, you can have the stinky pose shop and the tier that goes along with it - but I get the fish! even the one that's a little teched in the head. YOU NEVER LOVED US!

*sobs*

Lawless McBride said...

you know we can still be friends, right?

Dove Swanson said...

Friends who fuck like wild banshees???

Bonnie & Clyde said...

:( These comments are making me sad! Holla we want prenup!
But as for the shoes, how cool!
Now this goes for the kicks only...don't hate the player, hate the game.

BoRee Vella said...

if you guys breakup, who will get custody of me? *sobs* i will grow up feched up cuz you guys couldnt work things out...do you really want to do that?

as for [insert flavor of the month] let's not forget law has the attention span of a goldfish (3 sec) so it would be more like [flavor of the past 5 seconds]

Kallisto Destiny said...

OMG, this is exactly what I needed to see at 3:15pm on a Friday, tapping my feet waiting to get the heck outta here...

Dove you rock!

LAP = Lawless' Awkward Pose ???

So Law - I guess you are on vacation this week, talk about multi-postings - Very cool and entertaining as usual. <3

Triangle Caudron said...

LOL absolutely entertaining xD
Your post + Dove <3 + Law = Winx2!~

Winter Jefferson said...

That's it. I'm kicking off a petition to get Converse to release this technology in their real life shoes.

For extra authenticity, do they come with a mouldiness slider as well?