Dear sneakers in my inventory…I’m writing this post to let you know I’ve met another pair. I know, I know that just days ago I called you the “best ever” sneakers and I told people I couldn’t imagine ever needing to buy another pair - but you need to believe me when I say it’s not you, it’s me, I'm a hor!! You must have known that…didn’t you see all the other sneakers before you, jumbled in the back of my inventory gathering dust?? I don’t want to not wear you anymore, I will still wear you, just not so much, I just need a break from you right now…I hope you understand.
It happened in the usual way - I see the shoes on someone else’s feet, I break the 10th commandment, I make them mine. The shoes this time are the PornStar Hi-Tops Multi Color from Urban Bomb Unit….I know there’s never an excuse for cheating, but….(there’s always a but)…check this out. First of all, they are called PornStars!! How great is that?? Next, these shoes are fully menu driven, or if you’re a traditionalist, or live in a club ridden lagfest, you can always use the type commands. You can modify the shoes together or separately - and they come with a nice set...oooh, what a set….of modding options!
The shoes come boxed in 4 sizes, and if those aren’t right, they are fully modifiable to make sure you get the right fit!! They are also copiable - find a style you really like?? Copy it and rename it and you’re money!! They have an AO option in the menu if you want to try out a boy's walk or girl's walk. You want to change the outside or inside fabric?? 24 color choices, including pink skulls, plaid, leather, blue camo and zebra. The laces not working for you?? 15 color changes just waiting for you to try out!! You can also change the stitches (9 colors), the shoe borders (dark/light) and the rings (dark/light)!! I know this might have come as a shock to you, but I'm hoping even you can see why I wore these pornstars all day long yesterday, while you languished in your box!!
So...erm, I hope this letter finds you warm and dry, and oh yeah, yesterday's sneakers - we can still be friends, alright??
UBU - Pornstar Hi-Top Multi-Color Sneaks